Thanks to urban_bohemian for cluing us in that Go The Fuck To Sleep, which is currently the #1 book on Amazon.com in pre-order, is available FREE from audible.com... narrated by Samuel L. Jackson.
I'm sorry, did you hear me? Why are you still reading this? GO NOW AND DOWNLOAD OMG!
P.S. He needs to do "The Raven," and every other book ever written.