they have a direct connection to the elemental plane of excrement. My ferrets have this connection too i swear there daily output would be enough raw mass and material to build another ferret

but i do not have a starship right now. I would settle for say even camp fire starters or something.

They put so much time and effort into arranging things *just so* and then you come around with your big ol scoop and mess things up. So they have a start again...

They might produce that much because you feed them that much?

Are those precious sweetlings in your icon yours?

They're wondering why the human is carefully collecting and saving their poop in a bag and are suspicious of your motives.

Oh, I understand that. When I had two cats when they were kittens, man did they poo a lot. I just have one now, as the other unfortunately drank something she shouldn't have and passed away in her sleep a few years back.

By the way; ha, you were easy to find on LJ, Allan. :-p

This would be Marianne, who enjoys playing board games and card games with you. Blame my mom. XD She told me you had Facebook and LJ.

And, last but not least, happy birthday! Hope you had a fun day, and received some nice presents.

Yes! Be very afraid... >:3

Same! Some of my past birthday celebrations lasted up to a week. Funnnn.