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"Snarky Love: The Movie"


Spot the incongruities in the following half (not mine) of a conversation I just had with A Certain Someone:

"What? What do you want? Stop bugging me. I'm hanging up."

"No, come home, I miss you."

"I hate you, go away."

"OK, bye, I love you."


I can't decide if we're all fucked up, or the most normal couple on the planet. Srsly.

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moonpuppy61
May. 25th, 2010 04:45 pm (UTC)
Its not a mood swing its a mood metronome....
esprix
May. 25th, 2010 05:30 pm (UTC)
It's all about the subtext. Really. No, really. :)
unclrashid
May. 25th, 2010 04:45 pm (UTC)
Those are two mutually exclusive states?
esprix
May. 25th, 2010 05:29 pm (UTC)
Ah, now there speaks a man who's been married... :)
adventdragon
May. 25th, 2010 04:49 pm (UTC)
You had to go and be with a Filipino. You brought it on yourself.
esprix
May. 25th, 2010 05:29 pm (UTC)
I know, I should have known better...
[no subject] - adventdragon - May. 25th, 2010 05:41 pm (UTC) - Expand
[no subject] - sacredmime - May. 25th, 2010 05:48 pm (UTC) - Expand
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[no subject] - adventdragon - May. 26th, 2010 12:59 am (UTC) - Expand
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[no subject] - esprix - May. 26th, 2010 07:07 pm (UTC) - Expand
[no subject] - esprix - May. 25th, 2010 06:51 pm (UTC) - Expand
Forearmed?? - doniago - May. 26th, 2010 01:56 am (UTC) - Expand
jkusters
May. 25th, 2010 05:16 pm (UTC)
Heh, if that's normal, I sure am glad I'm not normal. Michael and I may be at each other's throats occasionally, but we're at least consistent in claiming to want to be with each other. :-)

You two sometimes remind me a little of another couple I know, a couple that seem to have built their relationship on constant bickering and complaining about/to one another. I've long predicted that they would flame out early, but they're still together happily more than ten years after getting married.

I no longer know what is fucked up and what is normal. :-)
esprix
May. 25th, 2010 05:28 pm (UTC)
It's all about the subtext... :)
[no subject] - jkusters - May. 25th, 2010 05:33 pm (UTC) - Expand
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doniago
May. 25th, 2010 05:41 pm (UTC)
It's like looking into the future...
At least I know what I have to look forward to if I ever get a BF. :)
esprix
May. 25th, 2010 06:52 pm (UTC)
Re: It's like looking into the future...
The fact that others are corraborating my thoughts should, indeed, worry you.
Re: It's like looking into the future... - doniago - May. 26th, 2010 01:57 am (UTC) - Expand
boywhocantsayno
May. 27th, 2010 04:57 am (UTC)
Re: It's like looking into the future...
It's unpredictable, though - my ex-husband and I seemed like the perfect couple. We never argued about anything... until I found out that he was cheating on me and he left me for the other guy (whom he subsequently married on national television - not that I'm bitter).
Re: It's like looking into the future... - doniago - May. 27th, 2010 05:38 am (UTC) - Expand
Re: It's like looking into the future... - esprix - May. 27th, 2010 02:47 pm (UTC) - Expand
hughcasey
May. 25th, 2010 05:53 pm (UTC)
"I can't decide if we're all fucked up, or the most normal couple on the planet."

Yes.
esprix
May. 25th, 2010 06:52 pm (UTC)
I figured as much. :P
sacredmime
May. 25th, 2010 06:04 pm (UTC)
Were you on a conference call? ;)
esprix
May. 25th, 2010 06:52 pm (UTC)
I wish!
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