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Straight people are so cute

Look - now they have their own version of the hanky code, albeit a tad more aggressive. How quaint. ;)

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akirashima
Nov. 21st, 2003 03:07 pm (UTC)
Remind me NEVER to wear those
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akirashima
Nov. 21st, 2003 07:11 pm (UTC)
and if you and the gremlin ate the blue one's during the 80's you were prolly tripping >^_^
downeastmike
Nov. 21st, 2003 08:16 pm (UTC)
Fabulous
Now when I wear my jelly bracelets, reclaiming my inner femmey boi, I know what signals I'm sending out to people. Now here's a question, the inner ring from a female condom makes a passable jelly bracelet for people with small hands, like my friend Jen, what does that say?
akirashima
Nov. 21st, 2003 10:38 pm (UTC)
Re: Fabulous
Hmm
hopefully it is NOT used.
it could say I have sex like MacGuyver. Inventive and you may not walk the same and expect less body hair becasue duct tape is a very sticky thing.
Or it could mean "Hey safe sex all around Lets just roll ourselves in liquitex and make horiible squeeky noises as we rub on each other"
Or Possibly that you take recycling way to far and sex could end up with partner waking up as a lamp or something.
Or maybe "Hey this is all that is left of my last lover the condom broke and they disappeared never to be seen again. Wanna Screw?"
downeastmike
Nov. 23rd, 2003 03:40 pm (UTC)
Re: Fabulous
That was wonderful. Thanks, I'm going to giggle for hours now.
nazcr
Nov. 21st, 2003 11:20 pm (UTC)
I used to wear them in high school, but only in black...Little did I know what signal I was sending out. lol...
nazcr
Nov. 21st, 2003 11:21 pm (UTC)
P.S. Jason is now wearing an armful
downeastmike
Nov. 23rd, 2003 03:17 pm (UTC)
My Bracelets
In honor of this I put on some black (for intercourse) and blue (for a blow job or lap dance, both nice) but now I've got Black and Blue so I guess I like it rough.

Kisses
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