He spent his: At a doll convention in Chicago buying expensive crap we can't afford.
I spent mine: Shopping for tool boxes.
Ain't love grand?
My take on the Texts From Hillary meme (which is HILARIOUS):
I'd be satisfied with Delaware, Illinois, Nevada, California, Maine or Wyoming. Rhode Island would make a cool name, too. I don't think any of…
I was inspired to create my own version of this meme. I hope all my other male executive assistant friends appreciate it. :)