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At first I thought there might yet be some hope for you fuckers, as Pope Benny teh Ebil is bringing back indulgences, but then I saw that you have to achieve "complete detachment from any inclination to sin."

Ah, well - better luck next incarnation, suckers! :P

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caprine
Feb. 11th, 2009 04:41 am (UTC)
"...and the fruit bats, and the breakfast cereals."
esprix
Feb. 11th, 2009 05:05 am (UTC)
"... and orangutans..."

"Skip a bit, brother..."

:D
akirashima
Feb. 11th, 2009 06:52 am (UTC)
And the Lord spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it.

Amen
esprix
Feb. 12th, 2009 04:16 am (UTC)
"One... two... FIVE!"
akirashima
Feb. 12th, 2009 09:29 am (UTC)
Three sir!

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