<td bgcolor="#000000">Username</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA"></td></tr><td bgcolor="#000000">You will die by:</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA">Your mother warned you not to run around with scissors in your hand. You die by some freak accident. Can't really say it was pretty, your Funeral is a closed casket.</td></tr><td bgcolor="#000000">Death Date:</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA">November 17, 2004</td></tr><td bgcolor="#000000">Number attending your funeral?</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA">73</td></tr><td bgcolor="#000000">How much will you leave to friends and family?</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA">$4,574,018</td></tr>

What will your Funeral be like? by rashock
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Gee, guess Gaylaxicon will be my swan song! :( Although it looks like I'm going to hit the lottery before I kick, 'cause right now I'd be lucky to leave anyone four dollars.