The previous Fark thread inspired me, so here are my two entries (I didn't actually post them at Fark, but you all can enjoy my humor anyway):
And frankly, I can't believe Palin hasn't been compared to Suzy Lu before. "Us mavericks'll take down Cyclonia donchakno!" Hee hee!
(I realize not all of you have any idea what I'm talking about, so just smile and nod and say I'm pretty.)