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"Serve to everyone but Jeff..."


This made me crack right the fuck up:

14 Passive-Aggressive Appetizers at The New Yorker. Kudos to its_just_me for thinking of my wry, bitter self.

"You know, I try, I really do..." *snerk*

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esprix
Jul. 16th, 2008 03:20 am (UTC)
I love how at first you have no idea who they're talking about, but all is made clear by the end. :)
paranoyd
Jul. 16th, 2008 04:35 am (UTC)
Fricking hilarious.
verix
Jul. 16th, 2008 08:03 am (UTC)
HEPATITIS
esprix
Jul. 16th, 2008 12:19 pm (UTC)
(NOTE: This is not technically an appetizer.)
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anandaphoenix
Jul. 16th, 2008 01:23 pm (UTC)
My god, that's brilliant.
cd332
Jul. 16th, 2008 03:11 pm (UTC)
GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASP
Where does the New Yorker come off making fun of cuisine like that?

How dare they call their thinly-veiled anti-passive-aggressivist propaganda satire?

They are surely going to influence the way people order appetizers in the future.

I cancel my subscription immediately!
esprix
Jul. 16th, 2008 07:31 pm (UTC)
Re: GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASP
Here, have a canape while I weep silently over my shattered self esteem.
cd332
Jul. 16th, 2008 07:43 pm (UTC)
Re: GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASP
Obama Fist Bump ACTIVATE!
defenestr8or
Jul. 16th, 2008 06:13 pm (UTC)
Brilliant.

...mock tofu — all you need is chicken fat, puréed pork loin, and five cups of piping-hot tallow

My cholesterol went up just reading that.
esprix
Jul. 16th, 2008 07:28 pm (UTC)
I prefer the bacon and veal recipe.
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