Your first? Lucky you, I've been getting them since my early 20s.

Hush, young'un. :P

Chronologically, perhaps not. (Less than a year.) However, I was getting grey hairs in university. :P

I have two on my upper lip that meet Mr. Tweezers whenever they dare to make an appearance.

PUH LEASE! i have been going silver since i was sixteen and i am sure at least a hundred on my head are due to you. considering how much you can make a person worry. (whats that tear off your cornea cause you went to sleep with your contacts in?, Whats that You think you can work all day in the Pennsic sun when you are so pale i can see you digest!)

thats where my eventual laugh lines are coming from.
and there shall be more of them i think than silver hairs on me

Hmmm. I seem to remember a snowy sunday
last year at Mom's house. I noticed several of them, but I'll never tell. ;)

Denial will get you nowhere ;p