Ladies, gentlemen, and assorted undecideds, allow me to introduce to you...
Posh & Prince
(plus some other guy who is wondering what the hell he's gotten himself into)
I loved everyone's suggestions (I think
The collars are because of the neuter/spade, so they'll have them for a few days (Prince has accepted his lot in life and is learning sneaky ways of working around it, while Posh keeps backing up and looking at me indignantly). After that, it's free whee time, of course. Plus, it's off to Mom's tomorrow for Thanksgiving, so I'm sure my nieces and nephews (except the oldest who is allergic) will be thrilled.
Commence with the squee!