Dear Dr. Q,
Happy Anniversary!
Four years ago today we watched a stupid horror movie, which you mocked throughout, and all I could think about was that dazzling smile of yours. Four years later you spend every day intentionally annoying me, we fight every five minutes, and I spend a lot of time tweaking your life insurance policy, but I'm still here, and no one's holding a gun to my head, because I love you more now than I ever did before.
God help me.
:D