We just finished watching the WORST MOVIE EVER.
The plot can be summed up in one sentence. "I don't, but I do."
NEVER SEE THIS MOVIE. In fact, never ever see any French films, especially gay ones. Really. We haven't seen a good one yet. And they're all Quincy's fault - he's the one that added them to our NetFlix queue.
When I go to heaven and St. Peter asks me how I lived my life and I say I spent my time wisely, he's going to bring this movie to my attention and I will burn in Hell forevermore.