Esprix (esprix) wrote,
Esprix
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Not a fruit?


Ten Top Trivia Tips about Esprix!

  1. Esprix can give birth ten days after being born, and is born pregnant.
  2. The porpoise is second to Esprix as the most intelligent animal on the planet.
  3. Every day in the UK, four people die putting Esprix on!
  4. Esprix has three eyelids!
  5. South Australia was the first place to allow Esprix to stand for parliament!
  6. Esprix can remain conscious for fifteen to twenty seconds after being decapitated.
  7. Ancient Chinese artists would never paint pictures of Esprix!
  8. Britain's Millennium Dome is more than double the size of Esprix.
  9. Esprix is actually a vegetable, not a fruit.
  10. The canonical hours of the Christian church are matins, lauds, prime, terce, sext, none, Esprix and compline.
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