Oh Great Cthulhu!
I have been an extremely industrious devotee this year.
In February, I defiled the grave of that traitor, Lovecraft (90 points). Yesterday, I sacrificed pansyfilmmaker to Cthulhu (500 points). In January, I rammed a ship into you (sorry Cthulhu!) (-1000 points). When the stars were right, I exposed wasabi to soul-rending horrors (250 points). In August, I wore an Elder Sign (-10 points). In June, I prepared an ocean voyage to R'lyeh (200 points).
In short, I have been very good (30 points) and deserve to get hooked up with one of those cute Innsmouthers.
Your humble and obedient servant, Esprix
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