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I wonder what the American levels are?


gingy found this great bit on craigslist:

European Security Levels Raised

The British are feeling the pinch in relation to recent bombings and have raised their security level from "Miffed" to "Peeved". Soon though, security levels may be raised yet again to "Irritated" or even "A Bit Cross". Londoners have not been "A Bit Cross" since the blitz in 1940 when tea supplies all but ran out.

Terrorists have been re-categorised from "Tiresome" to a "Bloody Nuisance". The last time the British issued a "BLOODY Nuisance" warning level was during the great fire of 1666.

Be aware that the French government announced yesterday that it has raised its terror alert level from "RUN" to "HIDE". The only two higher levels in France are "Surrender" and "Collaborate". The rise was precipitated by a recent fire that destroyed France's white flag factory, effectively paralyzing the country's military capability.

It's not only the French that are on a heightened level of alert. Italy has increased the alert level from "shout loudly and excitedly" to "elaborate military posturing". Two more levels remain, "ineffective combat operations" and "change sides".

The Germans also increased their alert state from "disdainful arrogance" to "dress in uniform and sing marching songs". They have two higher levels: "invade a neighbour" and "lose".
Hee!

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sistercoyote
Oct. 5th, 2005 08:05 pm (UTC)
Hitler never played "Risk" as a kid.
esprix
Oct. 5th, 2005 08:11 pm (UTC)
Obviously not.
sistercoyote
Oct. 5th, 2005 08:11 pm (UTC)
Spree...


...have you missed out on the Wonder that is Eddie Izzard?
esprix
Oct. 5th, 2005 09:24 pm (UTC)
It's on my Amazon wish list! :P I only know bits and pieces, but haven't seen any of the DVDs yet. :(
sistercoyote
Oct. 5th, 2005 09:27 pm (UTC)
You have missed out indeed.

Hitler is part of his "Dress to Kill" routine.
paladin_of_gaia
Oct. 6th, 2005 12:41 am (UTC)
Our current allert level is fuchsia.
akirashima
Oct. 6th, 2005 02:51 am (UTC)
and here i thought it was Puce.
after all we have a dickhead in office
esprix
Oct. 6th, 2005 04:39 pm (UTC)
Right now we're at:

Terror Alert Level

According to:

sezwee
Oct. 6th, 2005 07:16 pm (UTC)
ROFL That is FUNNY!

I think I'll stay in 'disdainful arrogance' toward the American terror alert system personally.

ha Ha ha great post
esprix
Oct. 6th, 2005 08:01 pm (UTC)
hee, thanks!
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