Ganked from urban_bohemian:
Directions: Type "(your name) is" with the quotes, into a Google search then pick out your favorite 10 responses. Copy, then repost your responses.
Alan is apparently a Gen X-er who has hit 40.
Alan is playing the Fort Worth Tsunami Benefit at the Wreck Room Sunday, March
Alan is Ai's pattern-matching chatbot.
Alan is Professional Magician & Mentalist based in New York City.
Alan is a business-to-business direct mail copywriter.
Alan is an evangelical Christian.
Alan is very versatile for Family and Corporate functions.
Alan is no stranger to the jazz world.
Alan is one of the most easy to use tools.
Alan is in good spirits.
Alan is again climbing with his good friend Pasang.
Compelling and irreverent, Alan is often a guest commentating on CNN and Fox News
Alan is quick-witted, full of razor sharp comebacks.