I understand from a certain Doctor of Slashology that Quincy Bear might be getting a leather harness at some point. Since he's going to Pennsic, I think he needs some garb, too, preferably garb that shows off lots of skin (or, in his case, fur). I'm thinking some Arabian, maybe a kilt.
(Hey, it'll give me something to do when I'm bored in camp at Pennsic. Hee!)