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The No-Hassle Day Planner for the Clinically Insane by MilesToGo13
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This morning, you should...go to your local breakfast diner, pour coffee on your waitress, do three cups of creamer as shots, and run screaming from the building.
Then, after lunch...randomly bite people, informing them that they are now zombies and should therefore give you their vending machine change, since they will no longer be needing it.
Dinner will consist of...a hundred shotgunned pixie sticks, and some heroin for good measure.
Afterwards, you set off into the evening to...have a drink at your local coffee shop, where you take great joy in unplugging people's laptops at random and giggling at their misery.
At the height of your madness, you will callpinoyboytoy
And the two of you will proceed to...have an intense shouting match that the police will be called to over which chipmunk was Chip, and which one was Dale.
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(Thanks, urban_bohemian!)

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sistercoyote
Jul. 25th, 2005 11:52 pm (UTC)
You, of course, do know how to tell the difference between Chip and Dale, right?
esprix
Jul. 25th, 2005 11:56 pm (UTC)
Chip's nose is black, like a chocolate chip. :P
sistercoyote
Jul. 26th, 2005 12:03 am (UTC)
I figured you did. :)

jsciv
Jul. 26th, 2005 12:05 am (UTC)
I would have been SORELY disappointed if he didn't. :)
esprix
Jul. 26th, 2005 03:53 am (UTC)
You're probably the one that reminded me of it. :)
minotaurs
Jul. 26th, 2005 12:57 am (UTC)
How much did you have to fudge it to get the answers to the last two?
esprix
Jul. 26th, 2005 03:57 am (UTC)
Surprisingly, got 'em on the first shot. That's why I posted it. :)
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