OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKIES!

I know it's only because you can't touch 'em.

Try this, then.

The Phallic Logo Awards

I was going to describe a vivid scene of two fat girls (one helping the other) trying to navigate the steps required to accurately aim a stream of urine onto a pregnancy test* stick.

But I decided not to embarrass myself.

*Negative, in case you're wondering...

*YAYAYAYAYAYAYAY*

what my stream of clever obsenities not work for you
I am much better now Huge thunderstorms with hail always make me happy except at pennsic where they tend to make me wet and soggy and bruised and horny.

so yeah funny eh?

Hmmm


OOOOooooo OOOOOoooo EEEEKKKKKE EEEEEKKKKE (with requisite monkey flailings)

What are you eating?
Scabs.

WE HAVE PODLINGS

LOOK he is pawing at the earth with his bare hands


What did cinderella say when she got to the ball
(gagchokecough)

Burning pain in .... uterious ...
is there something you want to tell me ?

The terrorist hills have beautiful serrated edges


Lovely Weather! KOALAS!


That was to much information
LALALALALALALALALALALA
we do not share your facination
LALALALALALALALALALALALA
Please no end this conversation
LALALALALALALALALALALALA
Or there will be immolation
LALALALALALALALALALALALA


done as gay as possible
DA DA DA DUN DADAA DUN DADAA *snap* DA DA DA DUN DADAA DUN DADAAA
Luke who is your daddy?

APPEASMENTS YOU OWE MORE APPEASEMENTS 15 more and it is public goat sex with theady

Buddha thead and the thrown chocolate coin at the ball

i would post pics at this point but my phone line is still buggy and things take to long .....

Two strings walk into a bar... No, you've heard that one.

What's worse than a boring LJ entry? The holo--- Oh, yeah, you know that one too. (Stop choking, Stuart.)

What do you call an African American who flys a plane? Yeah, never mind...

I know! What's green and has wheels?






Grass! I lied about the wheels!

*guffaw* Ah, that one never fails to get me laughing. You *are* laughing, right?

JOhn.

I find eviloverqueen's journal to be quite amusing.

"Micropayments? I thought he said micropimentos."

"Micropimentos?"

"Yeah, for tiny little olives"

uh huh - it makes me laugh every time!

How about the time you brought an "escort" (remember Diego) to dinner w/us. Oh wait, that was funny for us.
Play any "Earl Grey Slurpee" recording, that should do it.

OOOOhhhhh i see how it is
we break our backs and uvulas to make you giggle and you only reward one person with a response!

I am going to go hang myself in the oven now .... with some ood herbs and a mint sauce ..... and maybe a pie ....

Fine.

something your speed then?

http://www.mockery.org/notmensa/

How about watching this crazy lil (I mean really little 4 and a half pounds but fully grown) cat in heat complaining to the spayed dog and the fixed boy cat and MY girlfriend...now that's funny! If not that the view of the Rockies outside the computer room window would take your breath away.