Thanks to sistercoyote for pointing me to this hilarious ST:ROTS parody by evadne_noel:
My wrath you suffer, bitch!
Reading this also reminded me that I need a sci-fi and/or fandom icon.
Wed, 17:55: You don't get a medal for not taking your meds.
Sat, 14:21: This is a bun bun. A croissant and a churro had a baby and topped it with cream cheese. We're planning a fall wedding. @ ggetLA…