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Bagel? I hardly even... oh, no, wait...


NOTE: This is not a bagel, this is round toast. Bleh.

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( 15 comments — Comment )
notwithoutrage
Jun. 1st, 2005 07:02 pm (UTC)
Eww.
esprix
Jun. 1st, 2005 07:48 pm (UTC)
Yeah, seriously. Aren't bagels supposed to have density?
notwithoutrage
Jun. 1st, 2005 07:51 pm (UTC)
Yes. Also, I don't like anything toasted.
esprix
Jun. 1st, 2005 07:57 pm (UTC)
I do, but toasted bagels and toast are two completely different things, dammit!
iampunha
Jun. 1st, 2005 07:10 pm (UTC)
What, exactly, is the benefit of round toast as opposed to square toast?
esprix
Jun. 1st, 2005 07:48 pm (UTC)
But it CLAIMS to be a bagel. I know bagels, and you, sir, are no bagel!
iampunha
Jun. 1st, 2005 09:30 pm (UTC)
Bagels are poofy (hmm......) even when toasted. You could put a bagel in a vice for a year and it would still come out poofy (heh). One of the specific and requisite properties of bagels is that they are POOFY!

Round bread is just unnatural, and we know of how little benefit unnatural things are...
esprix
Jun. 1st, 2005 10:21 pm (UTC)
This was not poofy - it was SQUASHY. I saw through the masquerade!
iampunha
Jun. 1st, 2005 11:44 pm (UTC)
Waitaminnit. Squashy non-bagel toast?

Tell me you eyed it warily and disposed of it properly.
esprix
Jun. 1st, 2005 11:54 pm (UTC)
I was unaware of its bread-like (i.e., NON-BAGEL-LIKE-DESPITE-ITS-CLAIMS-TO-THE-CONTRARY) properties until after it had been toasted and a bite taken. At that point disposing of it would have been WASTING CREAM CHEESE, and there are some lines I simply cannot cross.
iampunha
Jun. 2nd, 2005 02:42 am (UTC)
You could have removed the cream cheese and eaten that. However, if you consider that a travesty unto the Lord Og, I will cede the point.
jmspoofe
Jun. 1st, 2005 07:25 pm (UTC)
At least it's not toast-toast...
esprix
Jun. 1st, 2005 07:48 pm (UTC)
But I wanted a BAGEL.
nazcr
Jun. 2nd, 2005 02:11 am (UTC)
Don't you have a Manhatten Bagel out there. We do here and it's a godsend.
esprix
Jun. 2nd, 2005 05:01 am (UTC)
We have quite a few decent places, just not the deli near where I work apparently.
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