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Bagel? I hardly even... oh, no, wait...

Jun. 1st, 2005 at 11:59 AM

NOTE: This is not a bagel, this is round toast. Bleh.

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notwithoutrage

Jun. 1st, 2005 07:02 pm (UTC)

Eww.

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esprix

Jun. 1st, 2005 07:48 pm (UTC)

Yeah, seriously. Aren't bagels supposed to have density?

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notwithoutrage

Jun. 1st, 2005 07:51 pm (UTC)

Yes. Also, I don't like anything toasted.

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esprix

Jun. 1st, 2005 07:57 pm (UTC)

I do, but toasted bagels and toast are two completely different things, dammit!

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Jun. 1st, 2005 07:10 pm (UTC)

What, exactly, is the benefit of round toast as opposed to square toast?

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esprix

Jun. 1st, 2005 07:48 pm (UTC)

But it CLAIMS to be a bagel. I know bagels, and you, sir, are no bagel!

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Jun. 1st, 2005 09:30 pm (UTC)

Bagels are poofy (hmm......) even when toasted. You could put a bagel in a vice for a year and it would still come out poofy (heh). One of the specific and requisite properties of bagels is that they are POOFY!

Round bread is just unnatural, and we know of how little benefit unnatural things are...

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esprix

Jun. 1st, 2005 10:21 pm (UTC)

This was not poofy - it was SQUASHY. I saw through the masquerade!

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Jun. 1st, 2005 11:44 pm (UTC)

Waitaminnit. Squashy non-bagel toast?

Tell me you eyed it warily and disposed of it properly.

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esprix

Jun. 1st, 2005 11:54 pm (UTC)

I was unaware of its bread-like (i.e., NON-BAGEL-LIKE-DESPITE-ITS-CLAIMS-TO-THE-CONTRARY) properties until after it had been toasted and a bite taken. At that point disposing of it would have been WASTING CREAM CHEESE, and there are some lines I simply cannot cross.

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Jun. 2nd, 2005 02:42 am (UTC)

You could have removed the cream cheese and eaten that. However, if you consider that a travesty unto the Lord Og, I will cede the point.

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Jun. 1st, 2005 07:25 pm (UTC)

At least it's not toast-toast...

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esprix

Jun. 1st, 2005 07:48 pm (UTC)

But I wanted a BAGEL.

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nazcr

Jun. 2nd, 2005 02:11 am (UTC)

Don't you have a Manhatten Bagel out there. We do here and it's a godsend.

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esprix

Jun. 2nd, 2005 05:01 am (UTC)

We have quite a few decent places, just not the deli near where I work apparently.

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