Esprix (esprix) wrote,
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My itinerary for the day


The No-Hassle Day Planner for the Clinically Insane by MilesToGo13
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This morning, you should...go to your local breakfast diner, pour coffee on your waitress, do three cups of creamer as shots, and run screaming from the building.
Then, after lunch...randomly bite people, informing them that they are now zombies and should therefore give you their vending machine change, since they will no longer be needing it.
Dinner will consist of...a hundred shotgunned pixie sticks, and some heroin for good measure.
Afterwards, you set off into the evening to...have a drink at your local coffee shop, where you take great joy in unplugging people's laptops at random and giggling at their misery.
At the height of your madness, you will calljarbabyj
And the two of you will proceed to...go to a club and have a contest to see who can lick the most unwitting strangers by dawn.
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