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The No-Hassle Day Planner for the Clinically Insane by MilesToGo13
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This morning, you should...go to your local breakfast diner, pour coffee on your waitress, do three cups of creamer as shots, and run screaming from the building.
Then, after lunch...randomly bite people, informing them that they are now zombies and should therefore give you their vending machine change, since they will no longer be needing it.
Dinner will consist of...a hundred shotgunned pixie sticks, and some heroin for good measure.
Afterwards, you set off into the evening to...have a drink at your local coffee shop, where you take great joy in unplugging people's laptops at random and giggling at their misery.
At the height of your madness, you will calljarbabyj
And the two of you will proceed to...go to a club and have a contest to see who can lick the most unwitting strangers by dawn.
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galtine1
Apr. 14th, 2005 07:19 pm (UTC)
the "three cups of creamer as shots" got me!! ;-)

Hey, call/email me!! We need to plan!!
esprix
Apr. 15th, 2005 02:32 am (UTC)
I know. Don't take it personally, I've just been really, really swamped this week on top of being sick on Monday. And tonight I have to do taxes. Whee. :(
akirashima
Apr. 14th, 2005 08:13 pm (UTC)
do they spy on me for this ?
The No-Hassle Day Planner for the Clinically Insane by MilesToGo13
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This morning, you should...check to see how the guests you keep in the basement are doing, and perhaps refill their water bowl.
Then, after lunch...pretend that you are a mime on a busy street corner, and push anyone who seems to be enjoying your show into traffic.
Dinner will consist of...a random tourist you happened to run down with your car.
Afterwards, you set off into the evening to...scream at random people that the sky is falling, shortly before you hit them over the head with a mallet.
At the height of your madness, you will callpnthrmgck
And the two of you will proceed to...go to a club and have a contest to see who can lick the most unwitting strangers by dawn.
Quiz created with MemeGen!
esprix
Apr. 15th, 2005 02:33 am (UTC)
Well at least we have the same interests. See you at the height of your madness! :D
boywhocantsayno
Apr. 15th, 2005 12:38 am (UTC)
Mine is boring by comparison... your dinner sounds like the typical Toronto Trek concom member's dinner during the con. Minus the heroin - we just shotgun two hundred Pixie sticks (we call them "pixie crack") followed by three bottles of Rev (a vodka cooler containing guarana and caffeine). Dessert is half a dozen Krispy Kremes (aka "Krispy Krack"... notice a trend?) ;)

The No-Hassle Day Planner for the Clinically Insane by MilesToGo13
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This morning, you should...nail your door shut and sit in the corner of your house with a gun pointed at your windows, in case "they" arrive.
Then, after lunch...leap on random pedestrians and demand that your need for piggy back rides be sated, lest you kill again.
Dinner will consist of...a random tourist you happened to run down with your car.
Afterwards, you set off into the evening to...howl at the moon, passing pedestrians, cars, small animals, and anything else that catches your attention.
At the height of your madness, you will calleviljade
And the two of you will proceed to...tag-team wrestle people as they come out of bars, whether they want to or not.
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esprix
Apr. 15th, 2005 02:38 am (UTC)
Remind me never to offer you a piggyback. :P
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