Doesn't UPS understand? I keep clicking on my package tracking page and it keeps saying "in transit." NO NO NO! I want it to be THERE. Don't they know that I keep clicking to make it get there faster? GO MORE!
Stupid UPS!
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OK, fine, I wanted the thing, so I bought the thing, even though I really don't need the thing, and I'm not even sure what I'm going to do with the…
Dear Posh and Prince, I'm not sure if you noticed, but there's a bug right there. Right in front of you. See it? Moving around on the floor? Right…
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OK, fine, I wanted the thing, so I bought the thing, even though I really don't need the thing, and I'm not even sure what I'm going to do with the…
Dear Posh and Prince, I'm not sure if you noticed, but there's a bug right there. Right in front of you. See it? Moving around on the floor? Right…