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Random update from the past few days


I am making this journal friends only because I don't want the world to read what I'm writing, even though I'm posting it on the internet.

I want to say thanks to simon and Abbey and Dave and the other Simon for helping me on Saturday. You guys are the best. By the way, if you happen to find my wallet, keys or underwear, could you SMS me? Adrian has my number.

I went to the doctor yesterday, and he said I have bipolar disorder, which makes me different enough to be interesting, but the same as all the other cool people with bipolar disorder.

Last night I had to go and pay Joshua's bail. He's such a jerk. He got arrested for punching the Walmart clerk in the face for refusing to sell him beer. He's only 16!

I got out of bed really late because my alarm clock has broken and I cannot afford a new one at the moment.

You should all do this quiz! It's amazingly accurate. You just put in your name and birthday, and it will tell you you're a moron.

That's enough for now. But I'll leave you with this thought - sharing your life with strangers on the internet is the cheapest form of therapy available. Leave a comment and tell me I'm beautiful.

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elemirion
Feb. 24th, 2005 08:01 pm (UTC)
Ok you are beautiful!!!

who is this Joshua boy????
esprix
Feb. 24th, 2005 08:32 pm (UTC)
Nothing but trouble, I'll tell ya.
galtine1
Feb. 24th, 2005 08:22 pm (UTC)
Dearheart, you aren't F-locked...

esprix
Feb. 24th, 2005 08:32 pm (UTC)
I changed my mind.
drewan
Feb. 24th, 2005 08:27 pm (UTC)
Funny... you never struck me as the bipolar type. (don't ask me what that type is.. I have no idea really).

Oh, and I've heard that you are beautiful. I don't know if I could say that, but I'm just an ass that way! ;)
esprix
Feb. 24th, 2005 08:33 pm (UTC)
OH, but I am. Both. Bipolar and beautiful. But more the latter than the former.
suba_al_hadid
Feb. 24th, 2005 08:27 pm (UTC)
*snicker*
jsciv
Feb. 24th, 2005 08:31 pm (UTC)
I have to admint, I fell for it at first, too.
galtine1
Feb. 24th, 2005 08:33 pm (UTC)
silly me missed the link...damned fine print! LOL!!
esprix
Feb. 24th, 2005 08:38 pm (UTC)
Didn't you learn anything from that test your teachers gave you in high school where the instructions said, "Read the entire test before beginning," and there were all these weird questions until you got to the last one which said, "Do not answer any questions on this test," and only the smart kids didn't spend an hour working on the stupid test but the dumb kids were like, "How am I supposed to know what the capital of Canada is? We never studied that!" but the smart kids were all like, "Oh ho! What a clever ruse our teacher has foisted upon us this day! But I, being equally as clever, followed the instructions and know not to bother answering these pointless questions for, indeed, the test itself was to determine if those taking it do, indeed, follow the instructions given to them! Therefore I am learned this day of the valuable lesson to follow the instructions so given to me! Ho! Verily!"

And stuff.
akirashima
Feb. 24th, 2005 08:50 pm (UTC)
bah Instructions are for sheep! and stuff .... yeah
ashoemaker
Feb. 24th, 2005 09:34 pm (UTC)
Also, did you know that three people a year die of being riddled with woodworm?

For this and more facts for the gullible, check out:

Dave's Web Of Lies

;)
akirashima
Feb. 25th, 2005 10:10 am (UTC)
DAMN YOU I AM ADDICTED!!!!!!
esprix
Feb. 24th, 2005 08:35 pm (UTC)
HA! And deleting your comment won't help!

"Did someone hack into your account?"
:P
esprix
Feb. 24th, 2005 08:34 pm (UTC)
Someone got it. :P
akirashima
Feb. 24th, 2005 08:38 pm (UTC)
heh i have done this one before
i recognized it immediatly and i think i have to take it again it has been a while since i did it!
esprix
Feb. 24th, 2005 08:39 pm (UTC)
Hee!
adventdragon
Feb. 24th, 2005 08:33 pm (UTC)
How come i dont know this joshua person??
esprix
Feb. 24th, 2005 08:34 pm (UTC)
Because Megan's Law prevents you from getting within 100 feet of any minor. Why do I have to keep reminding you of that?
akirashima
Feb. 24th, 2005 08:35 pm (UTC)
OMG you are like so Beautiful and stuff and i guess this joshua fellow has spent to much time with jason again! LIke OMG
You need to smack Jason with a powertool or something i think
that tent destroying fiend!

Anyway I was told your wallet in on a world tour so it will say hi next pennsic

And dear you are not bipolar you just skipped tea and toast!
esprix
Feb. 24th, 2005 08:40 pm (UTC)
Faulty tea! FAULTY TEA!
akirashima
Feb. 24th, 2005 08:51 pm (UTC)
LOL
bigbearok
Feb. 24th, 2005 08:37 pm (UTC)
wow...now that's funny. *Grin*
esprix
Feb. 24th, 2005 08:40 pm (UTC)
I am teh funny.
paladin_of_gaia
Feb. 25th, 2005 01:38 am (UTC)
A former boyfriend of mine is bi-polar, so I am somewhat familiar with the business, but unless I'm mistaken, I think you probably have a more mild case, given what I know of you.

Oh, and you are drop-dead gorgeous!
esprix
Feb. 25th, 2005 02:39 am (UTC)
Aw, you're so pretty! Yes you are! Who's the pretty boy? You are! Yes you are!

:P
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