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Waiting in my e-mail inbox this morning was an e-mail from Buttonhole G. Guzzle with the subject line of, "Top of the morning to you! :)" Well, gosh - I can't even remember the last time I heard from ol' Buttonhole! Can't wait to see what he has to say after all this time.

I was equally shocked that Pentium C. Smell finally returned my e-mail regarding "Groovy :)" - it's about time!

(For the record, Buttonhole was trying to sell me "Fire Play," some kind of hormone-inducing perfume, and then followed up at the end of the e-mail with pithy bits of advice, such as, "A fox should not be of the jury at a goose's trial." Pentium, on the other hand, told me outright, "If you don't like how things are, change it! You're not a tree." He is so very, very right - I am not a tree, dammit!)

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esprix
Jan. 7th, 2005 05:53 pm (UTC)
Pentameter S. Hydrating? I went to high school with him!
bescincimevsim
Jan. 7th, 2005 05:53 pm (UTC)
I was a tree for a while, in college - but I grew out of it, it was just one of those 'experimenting' phases I went through :D
esprix
Jan. 7th, 2005 08:26 pm (UTC)
That's ok - I'm not oakophobic or anything. (Just stay away from my sapling, ok? Pervert.) ;)
bescincimevsim
Jan. 7th, 2005 08:29 pm (UTC)
We're here, we're fur, get used to it :D
esprix
Jan. 7th, 2005 09:02 pm (UTC)
Isn't that fir?
bescincimevsim
Jan. 7th, 2005 09:04 pm (UTC)
Possibly - It was just a college thing... you seem to know rather a lot about it...
esprix
Jan. 7th, 2005 09:10 pm (UTC)
I'm sure I wouldn't know what you were talking about.
bescincimevsim
Jan. 7th, 2005 09:12 pm (UTC)
Yeah - yet you have a suspicious hint of pine about you...
esprix
Jan. 7th, 2005 10:23 pm (UTC)
That's my aftershave! Honestly!
bescincimevsim
Jan. 7th, 2005 10:25 pm (UTC)
It's ok honey - come out of the woods, we're here for you :D
esprix
Jan. 8th, 2005 12:06 am (UTC)
Hi, my name is Alan, and I've got a woody!

("Hi, Alan!")
elemirion
Jan. 7th, 2005 05:54 pm (UTC)
You have a friend named "Butthole"???

Where are you hanging out?
esprix
Jan. 7th, 2005 08:27 pm (UTC)
BUTTONhole, dear. Shows where your mind is at. He's a perfectly nice fellow! :P
gingy
Jan. 7th, 2005 06:00 pm (UTC)
You could be a tree.
esprix
Jan. 7th, 2005 08:27 pm (UTC)
Or would you rather be a fish?
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