After finding out that Daniel Dae Kim is my Lost soulmate, it reminded me of a funny exchange my friend Lee once wrote me - a short piece of crossover slash between Harry Kim (from Voyager) and John Matheson (from Crusade, played by Daniel Dae Kim):
Harry: Hi, Lt. Matheson!It made me laugh, and then have wet dreams.
Matheson: Hi, Harry.
Harry: You sure look great in that uniform!
Matheson: Thanks, Harry. {pause} Harry, you do know I'm a telepath, right?
Harry: {blushes furiously} No. No, I didn't.
Matheson: Right. We'll, let's get those pants off then...