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If you were a Pirate! by TheHalveric
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Yer Pirate Name!
Name yer ship!
Why be ye a Pirate?
Yer First Mate!bovil
Yer Cabin-boy! (or girl)pinoyheadhunter
Ye're chief rival be the Dread Piratewritethewrongs
Ye'll be pursued by Admiralmontrealais
Cut to ribbon in a freak cannon accident...gwynio
Yer pirate captive to use fer yer wicked pleasurespansyfilmmaker
Number o'ships ye'll sink and women ye'll plunder!465
Chance ye'll be hanged... or worse.: 50%
Quiz created with MemeGen!

I swear I didn't change any of them! :P

Thanks, blackvinylangel!

Edited to add: OK, the more I think about this the funnier it gets:

"First Mate Andy! Fetch me me cabin boy, Queeqeeg... er, I mean Quincy! I wants me dinner and I wants it now! Yarrr! The Dread Pirate Wyatt be chasin' me down for callin' 'im a witch, but that hat... I can't 'elp meself! And be on the lookout for Admiral Matt - them shifty Canadians is crafty, they is, and 'e's a man o' principal and looks rather fetchin' in that sexy uniform and captain's hat! Yarrr! I've been missin' me faithful lad Tom, but I'll be takin' out me frustrations on me captive JT, 'o seems to be enjoyin' bein' tied up more than I thought 'e would. Yarrr! Now let's plunder some ships and sink some women! Yo ho ho and a bottle of cum! We're the butt pirates - PREPARE TO BE BOARDED! YARRRRRRRRR!"

OK, I need help. Seriously. I'm worried about me.

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suba_al_hadid
Nov. 19th, 2004 01:18 pm (UTC)
ROTHFLMFAO!
esprix
Nov. 19th, 2004 02:09 pm (UTC)
Yarrr!
caprine
Nov. 19th, 2004 01:45 pm (UTC)
"Yo ho ho and a bottle of cum"?!

BWAHAHAAAAA!
esprix
Nov. 19th, 2004 02:09 pm (UTC)
Yarrr!
akirashima
Nov. 19th, 2004 01:53 pm (UTC)
YOU BUTT PIRATATE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
esprix
Nov. 19th, 2004 02:10 pm (UTC)
Yarrr!
jkusters
Nov. 19th, 2004 04:27 pm (UTC)
Rrray?

JOhn.
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