I am remiss in not having already said the following:
He's only ::coughcough:: seventeen! ::coughcough:: (Dammit, now he's got me doing it!) Happy birthday to you, my new British foppish fey friend. (I thought it was yesterday - wasn't that when you had your party?) Quick, say something pithy with a cockney accent! Oh how we "Yanks" adore the likes of you and Oscar Wilde and such! ;)