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Happy Halloween?

OK, so I wore a costume into work today (I was the only one, actually). I am wearing:

  • Black sneakers
  • Black socks
  • Black jeans
  • A black high-collar sweatshirt
  • A black mask over my eyes
  • Black gloves
  • A black pouch on my belt overflowing with pearls and jewels.
What am I?

A burglar, obviously. So far this morning my ever-so-bright co-workers have guessed:

  • Zorro
  • Batman
  • No clue
Plebians.

Edited to add: Someone else said they thought I was Kato.

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esprix
Oct. 29th, 2004 09:45 am (UTC)
True dat. Funnily enough I'm using the pearls and earrings I used when I did drag back in Philly (which I DO have pictures of and really need to scan for my Fotki album).
nolly
Oct. 29th, 2004 10:00 am (UTC)
Given the mask, I was going with the Dread Pirate Roberts. Jewels would fit right in.
esprix
Oct. 29th, 2004 10:06 am (UTC)
If I'd been that I'd have worn a black scarf on my head.
pansyfilmmaker
Oct. 29th, 2004 10:00 am (UTC)
I would have thought a crazy 88...my coworkers are just as dull...if not more so.
esprix
Oct. 29th, 2004 10:06 am (UTC)
They wore SUITS, just like Kato did. I'm not wearing a suit! BAH!
sacredessence
Oct. 29th, 2004 10:01 am (UTC)
Kato *lol*
dantheman70
Oct. 29th, 2004 10:32 am (UTC)
Answer: Black!

Ok, ok... the nonoffensive answer is ...... Johnny Cash!
esprix
Oct. 29th, 2004 11:02 am (UTC)
"Hi, I'm Johnny Cash..."

No guitar, so BZZZZZZZZZZZT. :P
dantheman70
Oct. 29th, 2004 11:03 am (UTC)
Dead men don't play guitars!

I'm all in black today, coincidentally, so I've been telling people I'm Johnny Cash.
esprix
Oct. 29th, 2004 11:08 am (UTC)
But can you do the voice? :D
dantheman70
Oct. 29th, 2004 11:11 am (UTC)
I've been everywhere, man, I've been everywhere, man...... ring of fire....... *choke choke wheeze* *urp* [dies]
bescincimevsim
Oct. 29th, 2004 11:54 am (UTC)
Is it a cross-dressing mime?
esprix
Oct. 29th, 2004 11:55 am (UTC)
You should be taken out and shot. Repeatedly.
bescincimevsim
Oct. 29th, 2004 12:58 pm (UTC)
You're just jealous you didn't think of it...
darrelx
Oct. 29th, 2004 01:52 pm (UTC)
The pink panther. (from the movies, not the cartoons) [grin]
esprix
Oct. 29th, 2004 02:38 pm (UTC)
Hmmm, never thought of that...
akirashima
Oct. 29th, 2004 02:36 pm (UTC)
I KNOW I KNOW

A dentist !

NO wiat

A VISCIOUS MORMON
AVON LADY OF DEATH
A RAVER

UMMM

VICISIOUS ATTACK LAUREL
A THEIF OF BAGDAD
Maybe a PUPPY

OOOOOO I KNOW A SHADOW !!!!!!!!!!!!

ummmm
bescincimevsim
he wears a lot of black it seems
esprix
Oct. 29th, 2004 02:37 pm (UTC)
You need to be put down. Seriously. I'm taking you to the vet, man. :P
akirashima
Oct. 29th, 2004 03:24 pm (UTC)
Not the vet man
Anything but the vet
I sorry
I won't chew on your slippers anymore
wait this isn't about the slippers huh ?
forget the slippers comment then

I need a Young priest and a Old Priest
The power of Salad Fingers Compels you
The power of Salad Fingers Compels you
The power of Salad Fingers Compels you

*runs away*
esprix
Oct. 29th, 2004 08:23 pm (UTC)
Yup - to the vet with you, young man! :D
pinoyboytoy
Oct. 29th, 2004 03:55 pm (UTC)
And here I thought you were just fashion-challenged.
akirashima
Oct. 29th, 2004 07:12 pm (UTC)
fashion challanged is NOT the term
Thats like saying a Complete Vegetable is slightly movement impared

and he admited you make his ass look fat >^_^<
esprix
Oct. 29th, 2004 08:23 pm (UTC)
Not with you around to pick out my clothes for me, honey. :P
hearseboi
Oct. 29th, 2004 10:22 pm (UTC)
ok when did you rob my wardrobe???? you call that a costume, hell I wear stuff like that every day!!!
moonpuppy61
Oct. 30th, 2004 04:14 am (UTC)
That famous international jewel thief: The (Pink) Panther?
esprix
Oct. 30th, 2004 02:42 pm (UTC)
That's what darrelx said. :D
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