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It's a birthday kinda day!


HAPPY BIRTHDAY ben_raccoon!

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY DAVID!

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akirashima
Sep. 19th, 2004 07:14 pm (UTC)
you way want to pass this on to them my dear den mommy !
"Plays Happy Birthday to You" By Weird Al

JOYOUS BURSTING FORTH FROM THE JUICY CONFINES OF YOU BIOLOGICAL GROWTH CHAMBER !
MAY THIS JOYOUS OCCASION NOT BE MARRED BY SCARRING FLASHBACKS OF HAVING LABIA WRAPPED AROUND YOUR HEAD AND REALIZING THAT THAT WONDERFULLY LONG TUBE WAS NOT SOMETHING ELSE BUT JUST AN UMBILICAL THAT THE SCARY MAN IN WHITE SEVERED THEREBY TEARING YOU COMPLETELY FROM THE WARM FLUID FILLED WORLD YOU HAD KNOWN AND THRUSTING YOU HEADLONG INTO THE HELL OF THIS PLANE OF EXISTANCE WHERE SENSITIVE PARTS OF YOUR ANATOMY WERE PROBABLY CUT FROM YOU IN SOME ANCIENT JUDEO-CHRISTIAN SCARRING RITUAL DISGUISED AS A HEALTH MATTER AND THEN YOU WERE TO BE POKED AND PRODED LIKE A HUNK OF MEAT AT A BUTHCHER BEFORE BEING FLUNG BACK TO THE BOSOM OF YOUR LIFEGIVER ONLY TO BE TAKEN AWAY AGAIN AND PLACED IN A BABY TERRERIUM ROOM FOR AL TO GAUK AT AND STARE AT. mAY YOU INSTEAD HAVE PLEASING MENTAL IMAGES AND JOYFUL THOUGHTS
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