October 23rd, 2012

liberal

pr0n?

You know, there's regular porn. (Aw yeah!)

Then there's "fundamentalist porn," which is anything having to do with the Rapture (i.e., the "Left Behind" series, the 700 Club, anything in the Old Testament, etc.).

Now we've got "conservative porn," which is anything having to do with liberalism (i.e., Glen Beck, Fox News, Obama's mere existence, etc.).

Whatever gets you off, I guess...