Sorry, spammers - captcha! (To all, what few there are, of my non-LJ commenters, sorry for the inconvenience.)
WTF? I've been working like mad buying anything and everything people have told me they need the last couple days as it's the end of the fiscal year, and I just discovered I'm still $25K UNDER budget! No, I don't want your year-end sales and discount codes - charge me full price! AAAAAAAAAAAAH!
OK, you know what? Making fun of fat people isn't funny. STOP IT.