December 26th, 2010

Christmas

(no subject)


Dear West Coast,

Please retract every single complaint you had about your recent "rainstorms" (and I use that term loosely). If you do not, I will force you to come here and shovel my driveway, plow my street, chip the ice off my windshield, and defrost my fingers after all the snow that's fallen this snowstorm (TWICE, since it's still coming down).

Thank you.

No love,
Me