January 20th, 2010

liberal

Still ticked


I love how the radical right said Obama didn't have enough experience (what with him being a senator and all), but Brown was A-OK (with his truck and his nude centerfold spread). And they say *liberals* have a double standard? Whatever...
Gir!

Why are people so STOOPID?


You ever just watch someone slowly destroy themselves, crashing and burning, like being in a helicopter and watching a freight train heading towards a collapsed bridge? There's nothing you can do, so you just kind of shake your head, but you can't look away? Yeah, I've been doing that for a while with someone. It's funny but sad to watch their heartfelt (but untrue) cries of, "No! No! I've changed! I've learned from my mistakes!", all the while talking nonsensically of love and light and happiness and renewal and hope and change and OMG IT'S ALL BULLSHIT! You have NOT changed, you are STILL doing the same things that fuck you up and sabotage yourself, and you stick your fingers in your ears and REFUSE to hear anything other than your sycophantic friends saying, "Oh, that's so great! Things will work out! Good luck!" IT WON'T WORK OUT. You're setting yourself up for the same failure you've set yourself up for time and time again, and when it inevitably happens you'll cry and wonder why the universe is so against you. Truth be told, the universe couldn't give two shits about you - YOU'RE DOING THIS TO YOURSELF YOU FUCKING MORON.

Gives. Me. AGITA.

(By the way, if you think this is about you, it probably isn't, 'cause I have no problem telling you the truth to your face - YOU'RE FUCKED UP! :P Welcome to the club!)
STFU!

Oi!


Hey, you! Yeah, you, in the parking lot! I'm not sure why you don't know this, but allow me to remind you - the rules apply to you, too! Maybe your mother raised you wrong, or maybe you imagine you're special or important, but you're not. See that sign that says "No Parking?" DON'T PARK THERE. See those pretty white lines? PARK THERE. And even though there are no explicit "No Parking" signs at the end of each row, do you see any white lines there? NO. DON'T PARK THERE.

Why do people think that rules don't apply to them, either legal or social? This also goes for the people at the shopping center who park in the fire lane in front of the store they're in (grocery store, Best Buy, Wal*Mart, whatever), the people who ignore the single line for multiple cashiers and just walk up to one, the people who think their problems are more important than anyone else's so they should be served first, the people who don't read directions or signs and then expect everyone else to cater to their ignorance, the people who don't use turn signals, the people who race up and force their way into merging traffic even when they knew about it a mile ago, and everybody else with a false sense of entitlement. SHUT UP, SIT DOWN, WAIT YOUR TURN AND GET OVER YOURSELF.

(My I'm cranky today!)