OK, so, I work in a library now. Me. In a library. Me.
WTF? Who the hell let your loud mouth anywhere near a place that's supposed to be QUIET?!?!
Good for you! I know you're professional enough to keep your voice down as appropriate.
Um, it's not that I don't love you or anything, but are you sure you can pull this off?
It does not help that my former office gave me a whole bag full of noisy toys for my new office.