December 6th, 2005

STFU!

Listen up, folks...


It's "ganked", not "gakked." "Gakking" is the sound a cat makes when it's throwing up a hairball (or a slime product sold to kids in the 90's). Trust me. When you "steal" a meme or something from someone else's journal, it's "gank." With an "n."
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Scary Teddy

Happy St. Cthulu Day!


Oh Great Cthulhu!

I have been an extremely industrious devotee this year.

In February, I defiled the grave of that traitor, Lovecraft (90 points). Yesterday, I sacrificed [info]pansyfilmmaker to Cthulhu (500 points). In January, I rammed a ship into you (sorry Cthulhu!) (-1000 points). When the stars were right, I exposed [info]wasabi to soul-rending horrors (250 points). In August, I wore an Elder Sign (-10 points). In June, I prepared an ocean voyage to R'lyeh (200 points).

In short, I have been very good (30 points) and deserve to get hooked up with one of those cute Innsmouthers.


Your humble and obedient servant,
Esprix


Submit your own plea to Cthulhu!


(Thanks, sistercoyote!)
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Christmas

OK, for reals now...


Or perhaps I'll get this stuff instead:



What Will Esprix Get ?
Xmas prezzie predictor
Big wooly jumper knitted by striders_dream
Pair of Socks from pinoyboytoy
Bottle of Whiskey from carlosp
Cd from hamadryad
Something Cuddly from jmspoofe
Something Intoxicating from the_bigbadwolf
Something Silly from frozenbroken
Something Funny from amazonatheart
Lump of coal from darkscyde
Something Pretty from montrealais
Something Shiny from cczernia
Something Naughty from drainbead
Something Smelly from scubachik
Something Breakable from lenniersd
Something Useful from joeyhemlock
Something not useful from ashoemaker
The Black and Decker Tool Kit from gingy
Livejournal account from platypus
The Make-up Bag from dragonblink
Stack of DVDs from mikhalmc
Something Geeky from jpicon

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(Ganked from several different folks. Hee!)

Edited to add: Sorry, couldn't stand "pressies," so changed it to "prezzies."
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