I know I should be used to it by now, but I am ever amazed at the idiocy, slovenliness and thievery of my co-workers.
Someone was banging around in the kitchen this morning looking for paper towels. I pointed out to him the cabinet marked "cleaning supplies" and the shelf marked "paper towels." The very labels I put up a couple of weeks ago. I was informed this same person was looking for coffee but was unable to connect the cabinet marked "coffee supplies" and the shelf marked "coffee" with his needs.
And if I see one particular woman come in, splash water all over the fucking counter while washing out her cereal bowl (who the fuck eats cereal at their desk anyway?), and then walk away without lifting a finger to clean up after herself, I'm going to bash her head against the wall. Seriously. And this woman has kids. I can only imagine what her home must look like.
And really - who steals a basket of sugar packets?
You people are FUCKING MORONS!