Yes, that's right - I've written an LJ Mad Lib (inspired by something I read in mock_the_stupid - thanks morriganslayde!) Fill in the blanks below and I will use the first ones (or best ones, my choice) of each to fill in the blanks. Have fun, and by all means, be perverse and creative! :D (And if anyone wants to turn this into a meme, by all means do it!)