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An inventive meme

Invent a memory of me and post it by replying to this entry. It can be anything you want, so long as it's something that's never happened. Then, of course, post this to your journal and see what people would like to remember of you, only the universe failed to cooperate in making it happen so they had to make it up instead.


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Apr. 26th, 2004 12:29 pm (UTC)
I'll never forget that one time I overhead you on that infamous date with the investment banker. You had no idea I was sitting behind you, hell we had not met back then, and I could not help but pay more attention to your conversation with him than my bland chicken or the meal in front of me.

Alan's dinner that night...

Eric held his fork like he does his cigarettes, backwards in what he must consider a European manner. Alan tried not to stare as he lifted a dressing-saturated wad of lettuce and crouton to his mouth. He chewed very fast. Alan wondered if that's a not-so subtle indicator the banker would give good head.

"Good caesar," Eric said in a moment. "So what was the worst date you ever went on?"

It was a brave question and surprised Alan a little, but they're on the third date so both of them were a little bolder. The problem was, should Alan just lie and make up some story about being abandoned someplace or tell him the truth.

Eric noticed the pause. "If you don't want to talk about it, that's okay."

"No, no." Alan muttered. He told myself Eric will be more open-minded than the rest. He's smart, after all. He smokes Turkish tombacco. He's damn cute in a snobby kind of way with those tiny steel-framed glasses, and Alan so wanted him to listen and not give me weird loks afterwards. They never call him afterwards.

"I once dated a zombie."

Alan caught him as Eric's bringing the wine glass up to his lips. Something red that he picked from the list. He chuckled once before taking a sip. "An accountant? They have the worst social skills."

"No." Alan pushed the pasta around on my plate. He isn't sure if he's loosing an appetite. "A real zombie."

"Oh." Eric said. There were lots of monosyllabic words that you hope a guy will say to you but that is not one of them.

"Not like the the ones you see in movies. I mean, who the hell came up with zombies eating brains? Not true."

"I didn't know you like horror movies."

Ahh, see, now he thinks I'm joking with him, Alan thought. They always go through this stage. Too bad. He still wanted to know if he was good in bed.

"Not really. Remember I said I went to school in new Orleans..."

Apr. 26th, 2004 12:42 pm (UTC)
Oh, yeah - you HAD to bring up the zombie story, didn't you? Man, I thought I knew you - I guess I was wrong!

Apr. 26th, 2004 12:43 pm (UTC)
Sorry... I just can't let that one die ;)
Apr. 26th, 2004 12:34 pm (UTC)
Remember that time we covered you in the sugar from giant pixie stix and hid you in the woods for Q to find?
Apr. 26th, 2004 12:43 pm (UTC)
Oh yeah. Good times, good times...
Apr. 26th, 2004 01:06 pm (UTC)
I remember that one time you kidnapped me and held me captive in a hotel room for an entire weekend while a deprogrammer tried to convince me to stay straight.
Apr. 26th, 2004 01:12 pm (UTC)
I just want you to know that you meant so much to me when I was sturggling with my sexuality. Pennsic of 2002, when you hosted the group sex party after the Fetish Ball, I looked around, past the elbows and bottles of (flammable) lube and saw you there as a comfident queer man and it helped my self image so much. Thank you Den Mother, Thank you.
Apr. 26th, 2004 01:24 pm (UTC)
Remember when....
we surprised you with a fabulous cruise with your favorite person...just because.
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Apr. 26th, 2004 02:38 pm (UTC)
Remember when we were in Rehoboth, no wait.... that did happpen.
Remember when we were at Carl's recording, no that happened, also.
How about the time we all met at Denny's and, no that won't work either.

Hmmmm, gonna have to really think about this one ;)
Apr. 27th, 2004 12:16 am (UTC)
I remember that time you beat me at Halo. ;-)
Apr. 27th, 2004 09:59 am (UTC)
You are a bitter, bitter man.
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