"They're singing "America the Beautiful" while drinking Coca-Cola. How much more American assimilation can they have? Maybe if they were open carrying a gun shaped like Jesus while using a bald eagle strap-on to fuck an apple pie but for God's sake what else?" - Jon Stewart on the multi-lingual Coca-Cola Superbowl ad, Feb. 6, 2014
Jon Stewart wisdom
Wed, 17:55: You don't get a medal for not taking your meds.
Sat, 14:21: This is a bun bun. A croissant and a churro had a baby and topped it with cream cheese. We're planning a fall wedding. @ ggetLA…