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Today, I lost my wallet with 300 dollars in it as I was going to run some errands throughout the day. Later on, it managed to find its way back to my mailbox, emptied to the last penny with a note saying, "Don't worry I rewarded myself." FML

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Today, as I was shaving in the shower in preparation for date night with my husband, he thought it would be funny to sneak up and scare me. I had plenty of ideas for how to spend our first date night in six months, but swabbing a bleeding armpit wasn't one of them. FML

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Today, I was getting ready and pouring boiling water into a thermos when I saw my neighbor walking her dog. She waved at me and I naturally waved back. I forgot that I had a thermos in my hand, and I waved it all over myself causing burns over my face and most of my body. FML

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Today, I realized that my new boyfriend only showers about once every ten days, and to get him to shower more often I have to bribe him with oral sex. FML

Smiley,

Yes, you're a smart boy. Yes, you're a beautiful boy. Yes, I love you, even though You're Supposed To Be Her Cat.

...OK, I suppose I don't object to sharing my drink with you. But I don't think it'll work, baby.

I'm sorry. Cats just don't have the right lips to use a straw.

::skritchs::

Mom to Her Who You're Supposed To Belong To.

PS Stop chewing on my headphone cord, I need that! And headphone jacks are not noms!

Dear Cringer,

I can't give you the pepperoni. If you get some Jill will want some, and she can't have any because she's put on too much weight. The vet put her on a horrendously expensive diet for a reason. I don't think we can afford to keep up with the expensive food and we're going to have to start portioning out the old food. I'm sure you'll be happy because you like the old food better anyway, but I'm sad that we can't give you guys the healthier stuff.

Anyway, like I said, you can't have any pepperoni so there's no reason to jump on my sandwich.


- Mom

Dear Jill,

I love you darlin', but your teeth are going to cost us $600. I'm glad the vet said it's not our fault and that your teeth problems are probably hereditary, but I wish I could track down your birth parents and shake my fist at them for giving you this condition. Your breath reeks and I know you're hurting, so yes we're going to shell out the $600 and get you all better, but you better cooperate when we have to give you the antibiotics or I'm going to take your jingle mouse away.

- Mom

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He’s cute, but–I just realized how weird rabbit noses are…

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Depends on what "this year" means. If it's the best movie released in 2010, then the pickings are pretty slim. We're only two and a half months into the year, and these early months are always a mix of Hollywood dumping ground and late 2009 movies that are just now trickling into flyover country. I'd have to say the one exception is Shutter Island. Not a great work of cinematic art, and it has a lot of the same pacing problems as the book, but it's a fun watch and the direction elevates the material to a higher level than it probably deserves to be.

If we're counting all the movies I've watched since January 1, that would have been A Serious Man until this afternoon, when that slot was taken over by Primer. Not only for the quality of the movie, but for how the filmmakers made a great science fiction film with almost no money.

(As for the rest of the questions, I haven't seen any songs, because I perceive music aurally. I have seen a lot of books, but I can only judge the ones I've actually read, the best of which so far has been The Company by K. J. Parker.)

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If you are lucky Marshall will show you his ball skills in private...or even in public, he's a bit of an exhibitionist!

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Heather Cassils: Lady Gaga's Prison Yard Girlfriend. The performance artist chats about making out with the most famous woman in the world.

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Brazilian label ELLUS featuring Jesus Luz in 3D.

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[Italian] Hot models Tyler Lough and Anton Antipov wearing Tactics swimwear for Undergear

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Colby Jamar photographed by Daniel D'Ottavio.

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Slava Mogutin shows off his talent for finding exceptionally hot dudes and getting them to smile, and sometimes take out their cocks.

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Everett has an amazing, toned body with just the right amount of hair. Plus an adorable face and smile. He says he has brown hair, but he's got a little of the ginger going on too!

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Kaylan Morgan is often described as "living the Boy's Own dream, hiking the hills of California and racing his Mustang". He was even scouted working construction.