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Fun with English!


What's the grammatically worst sentence you've ever seen? I mean really cringe-inducing. Multiple errors a plus! :)

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neuronautica
May. 25th, 2010 04:20 pm (UTC)
Oh lordy, you shouldn't have asked. My Government/Economics teacher has a section of the board dedicated to bad grammar--and I have them listed on my iPod:

-We all three are going
-She don't be here
-I maybe don't got it (Kanye West)
-Don't never fail!
-We back again
-It's about to be died
-What we presentating?

That's just a teaser. ;P
esprix
May. 27th, 2010 02:45 pm (UTC)
Ha! Those are great. :D
sacredmime
May. 25th, 2010 06:07 pm (UTC)
"Me fail English? That's unpossible!"
--Ralph Wiggum
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esprix
May. 27th, 2010 01:49 pm (UTC)
LOL! Funny stuff!

And, as usual, even your icon is hot n' smexxy. ;)
boywhocantsayno
May. 27th, 2010 04:54 am (UTC)
I was on my way home from work about a year and a half ago, sitting in the back row and reading my newspaper, when I was surrounded by a bunch of teenaged gangster-wannabees. They spent the entire trip bragging to each other about the various assaults and home invasions they had committed and were planning to commit. At one point, one of them asked the others if I was with them. One misunderstood the question and answered "yes," to which the first one asked, "Then why isn't he fucking conversating with us?"

Okay, that may not be at the top of the egregious grammar register, but the use of "conversating" made me cringe internally. (I was doing my best to tune them out without resorting to taking out my iPod lest they decide to try to beat me up for it... not that they could have, since they were all smaller than me and I still retain enough knowledge of the martial arts I used to study to be able to defend myself adequately.)
esprix
May. 27th, 2010 02:45 pm (UTC)
I've heard "conversate" elsewhere, and yes, it's sooooo annoying...
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